One Track Mind

unknown rating / 30 min

Beginning from childhood, Tom has had terrible luck with the opposite sex. Now married with children, he and his wife simply can’t find the time, the privacy, or the condom. Not one to give up, Tom embarks on a late night grocery run to purchase a box of Lifestyles, but his poor luck follows him in the form of his pastor, a female grocery clerk, and his own discomfort.